Today was Lyrik's last day as a baby =[ poor thing. he's cutting his two top teeth, ya i know he's turning one and only has his two bottom teeth, but thats okay my tits dont mind. he's learning to walk, which means he's falling on his butt alot, but again, thats okay because we use cloth diapers, so he has some extra cushion under his ass when he falls. although the other day he fell face first into the coffee table, nothing a little boob didnt fix tho. tomorrow he goes for his shots, OUCH!! BUT we did decide to skip getting his hair cut, so he's got that going for him. and he still gets the boob. yes, he's turning one and he will still get the boob.
its amazing the number of times i've been asked, "wow, you're still breastfeeding?" uh....yeah he still needs to eat doesn't he? why on earth would i take him off the tit and give him formula? im way to fucking lazy to wash bottles and nipples and measure out and mix formula. no thanks. and that stuff costs way to much!! and besides, the WHO recommends breastfeeding for AT LEAST 2 years, and beyond for as long as the mother and child desire. do i plan to breastfeed until age 2? i dont know i lost my crystal ball in the move.
Tuesday, May 31, 2011
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
Part Time Parent, Full Time Piece of Shit.
you know what gets my blood boiling, half ass parents. parents who have visitation rights and make it to half of those visits, parents who could see their child ANYTIME but choose not too. parents who call in sick. really? you are sick sick? well guess what mother fucker, i woke up at 4:30 this morning to strep throat and have been taking care of my kids since they woke up for the day at 6:30 and will continue to take care of them until they go to bed tonight.
oh you don't want to take your son to t-ball practice because you don't feel good? NEITHER DO I, remember i actually went to the doctor and am positive for strep throat! are you sick or hung over? lets see i've known you long enough, I'm gonna go out on a limb here and assume you were out drinking and you just dont feel like being a dad today. no worries tho, i've got a the perfect person for your job. ME! i've been the mom and the dad since day one and i will continue to be the mom and the dad for the rest of my sons life. you can pop in and out when its convenient for you, but one day he will figure you out, and he will resent you. he will actually probably hate you. but hey i've warned you a million times before. nearly 5 years in and you still cant be a part time parent. bet mommy and daddy are proud!
its all good tho, ive got a great man who loves me and loves that little boy just as his own. he doesn't mind stepping up to the plate when you strike out. he has since he came into our lives and he will continue to do so for the rest of our lives. he told me last week he would take him to t-ball practice, because he knew you wouldn't come through, you never do. he knows this and he does your job for you. i had hope tho, i always have hope that you will keep your word, that you will be the dad that little boy needs you to be. and every time you let me down. you let him down. and you let yourself down.
heres a little piece of advice, from me to you: GO FUCK YOURSELF!! we dont need you, we really dont. our son needs you, he really does. but i think he would have been better off with out you. would have saved him a lot of heart ache, a lot of tears, and a lot of let downs. its hard to watch him cry, its hard to hear the pain in his voice when he says he misses his dad. its hard when all he wants is you and all i can give him is me. its hard to be a full time mom when all you aren't even a part time parent.
we will cover your ass, like we do every time its your turn to be a parent. we will rearrange our schedule to accommodate yours. we know how busy you are living with mommy and daddy and all. gosh life must be rough.
oh you don't want to take your son to t-ball practice because you don't feel good? NEITHER DO I, remember i actually went to the doctor and am positive for strep throat! are you sick or hung over? lets see i've known you long enough, I'm gonna go out on a limb here and assume you were out drinking and you just dont feel like being a dad today. no worries tho, i've got a the perfect person for your job. ME! i've been the mom and the dad since day one and i will continue to be the mom and the dad for the rest of my sons life. you can pop in and out when its convenient for you, but one day he will figure you out, and he will resent you. he will actually probably hate you. but hey i've warned you a million times before. nearly 5 years in and you still cant be a part time parent. bet mommy and daddy are proud!
its all good tho, ive got a great man who loves me and loves that little boy just as his own. he doesn't mind stepping up to the plate when you strike out. he has since he came into our lives and he will continue to do so for the rest of our lives. he told me last week he would take him to t-ball practice, because he knew you wouldn't come through, you never do. he knows this and he does your job for you. i had hope tho, i always have hope that you will keep your word, that you will be the dad that little boy needs you to be. and every time you let me down. you let him down. and you let yourself down.
heres a little piece of advice, from me to you: GO FUCK YOURSELF!! we dont need you, we really dont. our son needs you, he really does. but i think he would have been better off with out you. would have saved him a lot of heart ache, a lot of tears, and a lot of let downs. its hard to watch him cry, its hard to hear the pain in his voice when he says he misses his dad. its hard when all he wants is you and all i can give him is me. its hard to be a full time mom when all you aren't even a part time parent.
we will cover your ass, like we do every time its your turn to be a parent. we will rearrange our schedule to accommodate yours. we know how busy you are living with mommy and daddy and all. gosh life must be rough.
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